First of all, I just want to smoke weed with everyone, especially the ones I haven't smoked with.  I am going to quit on 4/20/07.  On 4/20/07, I will definitely smoke the most because that will be my last time.  I am taking advantage of smoking weed, but the thing is, I only can smoke once or less a week.  That is the rule I made for myself.  If you need weed or have weed, you can call me up, but this is for a limited time.  Blaze responsibly.

Rolling On One-Forty-Fours

"...The Sensimilia, know it get you all rip, start for trip, from de crip, put resin, on your lip, it's the shit, and you get all irie, smiling on the wide, with your eye, it straight up Jawaiian Stylin...Sweet Sensi, love it when they puffin' pooon' aaa faaaht one, hold it mon ah 'old it ganja smokah me say, pass blunt a faaast one, from Hawaii Nei, straight from de 8-0-8, when de buds train is moving toward any other (place)it's Maui Wowie, feel it, de best killah dealer, got de munchie know it taste so sweet, Maui Wowie, feel it, de best sensimilia, got de munchie know it taste so sweet..."

Currently Reading Kama Sutra of Sexual Positions By Kenneth Ray Stubbs see related

lines dat aren't really as funny, but i'm da type dat likes to laugh, even if it's really minor

Reasoning person: “For ur age, u have a drinking problem.”

So Wat Guy: “Gee, really wow, I’ve always wanted one!”

Reasoning person: “U know chewing tobacco can put a hole on ur lip?”

Anonymous Funny Guy: “*sarcastically acting gay* I know, I CAN’T WAIT!”

Erking Person: “U know more health insurance?!?! Wat if u die?”

Crack Me Up Person: “I no care, just put me in one cardboard box and throw me away.”

Teacher: “So ur from da orients, Konichiwa!”

Student: “God Bless You!” (as in a sneeze)

Kind Person: “Hey I got dat shirt too!”

Dickhead: “Why?”

Stoner: “I popped my virgin lungs with Mary Jane.”

Chronic: “I popped mine with Tina.” (other words crystal meth)

Hey I got another thing why mary jane is alright, if u see cocaine, xtc, batu, heroin, those stuff, u can see dem dying from it from overdose, u don’t see nobody dying from overdose on weed, u just get high as a mothafuckah or nauseous, rasta dudes can smoke nonstop till they die and I shall say they smoked like over a trillion times before they die, for example, there’s a tour at bob’s place, and they checked out da rock where bob sits, and da tour guide illustrates wat bob does like smoking weed…

Tourist: “How many tours u did today?” or in other words how many doobeys did u smoke today

Rasta Tour Guide: “25! Haa Haa Haa Haa (chronic laugh)”

From Half Baked

Brian: “Hey u smoke?”

Mary Jane: “No, my grandmother died from lung cancer.”

Brian: “Da more reason to toke up right!”

Funny Title: "Harry Pothead and The Sorcerer's Stoned"

40 Year Old Virgin: "Her tits feel like bags of sand" <------HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Chee hee! I love to laugh, make me laugh people!!! tell me sumthing new...